deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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I’m not mad at you for not giving a shit. I’m disgusted with myself for thinking you did. (1/365) by (KJ)

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bejarj:

Long Beach :] 
cramp:

this dog is so happy, i bet it has it’s life together

greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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